Brian Gregory seems like a nice enough guy. He comes off very polished to the press, nice tailored suits, slicked back hair, etc. He is always a professional in every aspect. Honestly, who the fuck is like that all the time? No one, that's who. Here you can read the thoughts of someone pretending to be Brian Gregory while a pretend season that a fancy device made by Microsoft helps this fictional 2008-2009 Dayton Flyers not real Basketball season unfold.